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The Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation attraction, immediately considered to be the worst grisly attraction at Disney Land

The Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation attraction, immediately considered to be the worst grisly attraction at Disney Land

Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1965
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: None

Description

Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Denmark. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!

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