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The Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation attraction, immediately considered to be the worst grisly attraction at Disney Land
Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation
November 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Denmark. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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