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The Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation attraction during construction
Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation
March 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking through Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Eden!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 48".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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