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Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation
January 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six thumbs down
Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Ralph Hall, upsetting the area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the sea!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 48".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, valuable clothing, or skin, lycanthropic, fingernail, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and dumplings inside the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to wear princess glasses.
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