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A scandalous view of Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation when it's hidden in darkness
Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation
October 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the area, driving off a pier, and even going straight to a star!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to enter.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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