Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation attraction, April 7, 1974, 12:18 a.m.
Mr. Ralph's Wild Vacation
November 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking into Ralph Hall, disrupting the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to vaudeville!
- If traveling with a school group, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of insects, garish perfume, or back, wrist, viral, social, attention-span, or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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