Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Ralph's Wild Journey, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Mr. Ralph's Wild Journey
October 12, 1983
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Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in France!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- The tiki in the vendor room was originally a prop in the Disney film "40 Leagues Into the Motorway".
- This attraction is thematically related to the Ralph Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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