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Image: The Mr. Ralph's Wild Journey attraction at park opening
Mr. Ralph's Wild Journey
December 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five thumbs down (from "The Treasure" editor)
Mr. Ralph has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, shattering Ralph Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Eden!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as this page to ride with a parent.
- Expectant parents can run away.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
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