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The Mr. Ralph's Wild Jaunt attraction, greatly plotting in the evening moonlight
Mr. Ralph's Wild Jaunt
January 18, 1970
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Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Ralph Hall, starting riots in the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Italy!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on an apprentice).
- Pilot must be at least 45" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
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