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The Mr. Ralph's Wild Jaunt attraction during construction
Mr. Ralph's Wild Jaunt
March 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Ralph Hall, disrupting the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Frontierland!
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting tourists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from clothing or brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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