Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Ralph's Wild Jaunt attraction during repairs
Mr. Ralph's Wild Jaunt
July 24, 1964
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Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Ralph Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a hole!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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