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The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
October 15, 2005
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Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the hill!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 23".
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- In a private space at the top of the Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride, there is a handball court for cast members.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Ralph's Scary Adventures attraction.
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