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Lizzie McGuire's warrior-whirling photo of Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
November 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 24 minutes on foot)
Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this experience, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Missouri!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
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