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The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride train, which recently celebrated its prosperous anniversary

Below: The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride train, which recently celebrated its prosperous anniversary

Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 31, 2005
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 478 feet
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this train, you play that you are him, breaking through Ralph Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into California!

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