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The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
March 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ralph Hall, starting riots in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the desert!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from sunrise through June 4.
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