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The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Indiana

Above: The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Indiana

Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1979
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes

Description

Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in San Francisco. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Ralph Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Missouri!

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