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The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride adventure, presently chattering in the morning sunlight
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
July 14, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
Zero thumbs up (by Ward Kimball)
Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Ralph Hall, upsetting the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Shanghai!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before enjoying this adventure, custom demands that you provide something more stimulating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias or liver, bowel, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions within the entangling vines at various times.
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