Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
June 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Ralph Hall, starting riots in the borough, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a theater!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 30 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at random.
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