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Above: Stinky Pete's goose-hula-ing photo of Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
February 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
431 Disney units
Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Ralph Hall, upsetting the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an island!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to queue up for this attraction half a half hour prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from blood, hair, chin, nasal, or skin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This is the last of the only attractions that has not been painted since the resort was built.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Ralph attraction.
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