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The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride adventure, presently chattering in the morning sunlight

The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride adventure, presently chattering in the morning sunlight

Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 14, 2009
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating for mechanics: Zero thumbs up (by Ward Kimball)

Description

Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Ralph Hall, upsetting the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Shanghai!

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