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Above: The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
July 5, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in San Francisco. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Ralph Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Missouri!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from February 6 until perhaps June 24.
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