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Stinky Pete's goose-hula-ing photo of Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride

Above: Stinky Pete's goose-hula-ing photo of Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride

Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1999
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 431 Disney units
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Seven tikis

Description

Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Ralph Hall, upsetting the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an island!

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