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Below: The Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride train, which recently celebrated its prosperous anniversary
Mr. Ralph's Uncivilized Ride
October 31, 2005
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Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this train, you play that you are him, breaking through Ralph Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into California!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you find hopping, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
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