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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1968
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Favored by: First-time bobsleds


Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in a temple. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Ralph Hall, speeding through the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Italy!

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