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Above: The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
August 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing through Ralph Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of America!
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland tourists can't queue up for this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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