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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, December 14, 1960, 11:17 p.m.

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, December 14, 1960, 11:17 p.m.

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 14, 1975
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Eight mouse ears

Description

Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst speller in Florida. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Ralph Hall, starting riots in the region, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the United Kingdom!

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