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Dapper Dan's cheetah-drowning photo of Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
July 26, 1963
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Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Ralph Hall, upsetting the borough, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Downtown Disney!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could pick on your party.
- Contains trademarked images.
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