Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
January 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to history!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After avenging this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from January 9 until something like May 15.
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