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A fictional view of Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride when it's shrounded in children
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
February 12, 1993
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Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a town!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Contains antique illusions that may offend modern sensibilities.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
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