Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, again hanging in the fading sunlight
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
September 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Phantom Manor. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Ralph Hall, disrupting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in South America!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to go on this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- In a private closet at the tippy top of the Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride, there is a snake-charming court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a white Mickey when you are stuck in the first scene.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Ralph's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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