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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1991
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst bicyclist in a waterfall. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Ralph Hall, waking the area, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a canyon!

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