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A fictional view of Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride when it's shrounded in children

A fictional view of Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride when it's shrounded in children

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1993
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a town!

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