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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, again hanging in the fading sunlight

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, again hanging in the fading sunlight

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1984
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Rating: Eight plusses

Description

Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Phantom Manor. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Ralph Hall, disrupting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in South America!

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