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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1989
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Recommended for: Physicians

Description

Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Ralph Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in a hole!

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