Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, daringly considered to be the only tremendous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
March 17, 1964
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Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Fantasia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- Contains imaginary images.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This is the only extant attraction in the resort near which a reference to Cruella De Vil can be experienced.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Ralph Tribute attraction.
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