Massive Gusland Attraction Database

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, brightly washing in the morning park light

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, brightly washing in the morning park light

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 30, 1965
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst driver in Gusland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Ralph Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!

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