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Image: The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
September 6, 1960
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Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Ralph Hall, speeding through the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Burbank!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, excessive boorishness, '50s haircuts, or familial or chest problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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