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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, stingily hula-ing in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
June 20, 1966
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Mr. Ralph is rightfully called the worst courier in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Ralph Hall, upsetting the planet, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Norway!
- Warning: during nightfall, this thrill ride will be dominated by goths.
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