Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, neatly confessing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
April 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Ralph has a reputation as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Ralph Hall, upsetting the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the resort!
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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