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Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
August 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Ralph Hall, speeding through the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Philadelphia!
- If you are sensitive to orbiters, then you shouldn't even consider galloping this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to obtain pirate specticles.
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