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Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
July 22, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Ralph Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of jail!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young adults.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and rocketmen away from the cast members at most times while it is in motion.
- This was Alice's least hated attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Ralph's Oasis attraction.
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