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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction at park opening

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction at park opening

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 2011
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 585 yards
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Ralph is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Ralph Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a racetrack!

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