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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs

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Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 2010
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Targeted at: Physicians

Description

Mr. Ralph has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Ralph Hall, waking the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Phantom Manor!

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