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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

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Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1960
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Nine mice

Description

Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Ralph Hall, speeding through the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Burbank!

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