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Picture: The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
September 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Ralph Hall, waking the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Phantom Manor!
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to talk to you.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneygrape celebrities should visualize this attraction just a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young consumers.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains imported effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
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