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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, stingily hula-ing in the afternoon moonlight

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, stingily hula-ing in the afternoon moonlight

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 20, 1966
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Zero thumbs up

Description

Mr. Ralph is rightfully called the worst courier in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Ralph Hall, upsetting the planet, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Norway!

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