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Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Columbia

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Columbia

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1996
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Ralph Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of jail!

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