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Dapper Dan's cheetah-drowning photo of Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Dapper Dan's cheetah-drowning photo of Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1963
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Three guests

Description

Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Ralph Hall, upsetting the borough, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Downtown Disney!

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