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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
March 16, 1991
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Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst bicyclist in a waterfall. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Ralph Hall, waking the area, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a canyon!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may ride.
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