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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 2009
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing through Ralph Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of America!

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