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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, January 1, 1963, 3:11 p.m.

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, January 1, 1963, 3:11 p.m.

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1998
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

Mr. Ralph is famous as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Ralph Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Norway!

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