Massive Gusland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, brightly washing in the morning park light
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
September 30, 1965
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Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst driver in Gusland. On this thrill ride, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Ralph Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this thrill ride will be full of retirees.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and in diapers).
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This thrill ride closes at moonrise.
- This thrill ride was originally sponsored by Dragon of A Studio.
- This thrill ride is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Ralph Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye thrill ride.
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