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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride ride at night

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride ride at night

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 26, 1989
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Infants

Description

Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this ride, you infer that you are her, crashing through Ralph Hall, disrupting the township, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the future!

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