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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1982
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Designed by: Women

Description

Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Ralph Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the harbor!

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