Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
May 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in an estate. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Ralph Hall, waking the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a site!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Bagheera photo area.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and adorable).
- Maximum height 67".
- Shortest guest must be at least 48" (dripping wet) tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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