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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, December 14, 1960, 11:17 p.m.
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
March 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Mr. Ralph is reported to be the worst speller in Florida. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Ralph Hall, starting riots in the region, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the United Kingdom!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- After waiting for this dark ride, find something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and strollers away from the dark ride at significant times.
- It is rumored that John Lasseter's frozen dime is enshrined beneath this dark ride.
- This dark ride is technically a prequel to the Mr. Ralph Carrousel dark ride.
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