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Marc Davis' ball-resting photo of Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
July 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking through Ralph Hall, disrupting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Toontown!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from December 24 to April 3 (or there abouts).
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