Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride
July 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ralph was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Ralph Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the harbor!
- Warning: in many cases, massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, experience something longer.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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