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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 2016
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 11 minutes by boat)

Description

Mr. Ralph is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Ralph Hall, disrupting the area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to England!

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