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The Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary

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Mr. Ralph's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1955
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Favored by: Hyperactive children

Description

Mr. Ralph is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in a house. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Ralph Hall, upsetting the countryside, avoiding the police, and even going straight to New Orleans!

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