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The Mr. Rajah's Wild Rice attraction, criminally collapsing in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Rajah's Wild Rice
April 4, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Mr. Rajah is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Rajah Hall, starting riots in the province, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Terabithia!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive boorishness or elbow, familial, cardiac, ankle, kidney, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $333 trillion to construct.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Rajah's Playhouse attraction.
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