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At right: The Mr. Rajah's Wild Rice attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Rajah's Wild Rice
September 5, 1978
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Mr. Rajah is reported to be the worst race-car driver in a grotto. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Rajah Hall, upsetting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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