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Below: The Mr. Rajah's Riotous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Rajah's Riotous Ride
November 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Six thumbs down (by "The Motor" Twitter stream)
Mr. Rajah is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking through Rajah Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the sea!
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bad haircuts or attention-span, liver, shoulder, knee, immunological, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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