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Above: The Mr. Rajah's Reckless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary
Mr. Rajah's Reckless Ride
August 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (from "Stained Sketchbook" gossip column)
Mr. Rajah was said to be the worst pedestrian in Kentucky. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Rajah Hall, disrupting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Eden!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 57".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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