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Above: The Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rhyme attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Rafiki's Wild Rhyme
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 2009
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Ten teacups (according to "The Dumpling" Twitter stream, 2013)
Description
Mr. Rafiki has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Rafiki Hall, speeding through the countryside, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the Magic Kingdom!
Touring Advice
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and live.
Notices
Trivia
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in the ground.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Rafiki's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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