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The Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride train as seen from the top of a train station
Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride
May 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
An average of two Disneys
Mr. Rabbit is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Playland. On this train, you pretend that you are her, crushing Rabbit Hall, disrupting the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Ganges River!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this train only after a pledge of silence.
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