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The Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride attraction, presently considered to be the worst illusionary attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride
December 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're abominable)
Mr. Rabbit is reported to be the worst pilot in a studio. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Rabbit Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a store!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
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