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Photo: A hard view of Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride when it's shrounded in darkness
Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride
May 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're brilliant)
Mr. Rabbit is well known as the worst speller in Philadelphia. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Rabbit Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Brazil!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
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