Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its cheerful anniversary
Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride
December 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third teacups
Mr. Rabbit has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Rabbit Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Mississippi!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 69".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- On its last decade after opening day, the Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride immediately sank.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Rabbit Castle attraction.
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