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Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens

Above: Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens

Mr. Rabbit's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 27, 1970
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're wondrous)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Favored by: Service animals

Description

Mr. Rabbit is reported to be the worst jogger in Critter Country. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Rabbit Hall, starting riots in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Frontierland!

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