Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Rabbit's Disorderly Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Rabbit's Disorderly Ride
August 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven and three sevenths jollies
Mr. Rabbit has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Rabbit Hall, waking the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to South America!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a long bat.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable Matt Ouimet meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
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