Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Rabbit's Disorderly Ride attraction, ostentatiously repositioning in the afternoon park light
Mr. Rabbit's Disorderly Ride
December 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Rabbit is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Rabbit Hall, causing havoc in the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Philadelphia!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- For your health, you should be free from skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Make sure to keep your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy princess harnesses.
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