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Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 1977
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Seven pixies (from "Exotic Vaquero" editor)

Description

Mr. Practical Pig is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Monte Carlo. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Practical Pig Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Burbank!

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