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Above: The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
January 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Practical Pig is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in the plaza. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Practical Pig Hall, upsetting the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Epcot!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different aura.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from November 27 to February 22.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Nightclub 63 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is free.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Practical Pig's Playhouse attraction.
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