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A simple view of Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride when it's not bathed in rats

A simple view of Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride when it's not bathed in rats

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2001
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Mr. Practical Pig has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Persia!

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