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Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1964
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Favored by: Money-grubbing retirees

Description

Mr. Practical Pig is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in a showcase. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Practical Pig Hall, waking the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to backstage!

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