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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1975
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Generally favored by: Fathers

Description

Mr. Practical Pig is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Harbor Boulevard!

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