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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
February 1, 2013
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Mr. Practical Pig is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Practical Pig Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to San Francisco!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
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