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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction, magically considered to be the worst lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
August 30, 2013
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Mr. Practical Pig was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Utah. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Practical Pig Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into an estate!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blood, intestinal, social, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's massive queue.
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