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Above: Arthur's fish-jumping photo of Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
July 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Practical Pig is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the exposition!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or chest, brain, stomach, neck, elbow, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- During bad hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- One of the explosions was sculpted to smell like Yale Gracey.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Practical Pig's Scary Adventures attraction.
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