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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
October 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Generally favored by:
Mr. Practical Pig is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Harbor Boulevard!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Ferdinand the Bull meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 24" tall and 5 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or hip, shoulder, chin, social, or skin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from January 3 to April 11.
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