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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride train, officially considered to be the only dusty train at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride train, officially considered to be the only dusty train at Disneyland

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 11, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 997 feet
Maximum speed: None

Description

Mr. Practical Pig has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you drive as if you are him, crushing Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Indiana!

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