Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
April 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (from "Exotic Vaquero" editor)
Mr. Practical Pig is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Monte Carlo. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Practical Pig Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Burbank!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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