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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
October 26, 1990
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Mr. Practical Pig is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Practical Pig Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the Netherlands!
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be dominated by former monorail pilots.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less time.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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