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Captain Hook's steamer-elevating photo of Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Captain Hook's steamer-elevating photo of Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1984
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Mr. Practical Pig has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Practical Pig Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a theater!

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