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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
March 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Practical Pig is well known as the worst jogger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Practical Pig Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Playland!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or tongue, fingernail, wrist, hip, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
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