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Captain Hook's steamer-elevating photo of Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
February 21, 1984
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Mr. Practical Pig has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Practical Pig Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a theater!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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