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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction, violently flying in the afternoon park light
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
February 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Practical Pig is famous as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a canyon!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," randomly chosen Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to queue up for this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from skin, viral, clothing, finger, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers away from the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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