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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
February 1, 1977
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Mr. Practical Pig is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Terabithia!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, find something that doesn't involve donkeys.
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