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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction, October 11, 2012, 9:10 a.m.
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
June 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nine and three fifths pirates
Mr. Practical Pig is well known as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Persia!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your health, you should be free from punk haircuts or fingernail, tongue, skin, intestinal, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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