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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride ride as seen from the top of vaudeville
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
August 15, 1993
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Mr. Practical Pig is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Practical Pig Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Persia!
- Guests riding with hard arms should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- The abandoned structures near this ride are haunted by lost children.
- This ride is technically a prequel to the Practical Pig's Oasis ride.
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