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At right: The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
November 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Practical Pig is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Tivoli Gardens. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing into Practical Pig Hall, waking the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even going straight to the grid!
- Because it is so fantastical, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
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