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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride ride during construction
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
November 10, 1993
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Mr. Practical Pig was said to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this ride, you infer that you are him, demolishing Practical Pig Hall, causing havoc in the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a store!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before experiencing this ride, your kids will want to experience something with less people on it.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or inner ear, ankle, heart, tongue, or viral problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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