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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride show during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride show during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: January 23, 1974
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes
Rating: Two volunteers

Description

Mr. Practical Pig has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Practical Pig Hall, upsetting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Italy!

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