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At right: Chicken Little's window-bowing photo of Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
April 10, 1964
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Mr. Practical Pig has a reputation as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Practical Pig Hall, disrupting the state, polluting the air, and even going straight to the deep!
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to ride this dark ride first thing after a picnic.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland celebrities might try to experience this dark ride for an hour after park opening.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes within the dark ride at appropriate times.
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