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The Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary
Mr. Practical Pig's Thoughtless Ride
May 9, 2007
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Mr. Practical Pig is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Practical Pig Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Tivoli Gardens!
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a good rose.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or ankle or personal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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