Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of a school
Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride
December 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Never designed by:
Mr. Practical Pig was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Practical Pig Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Ganges River!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
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