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Above: Emperor Zurg's vehicle-surrendering photo of Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride
Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride
February 10, 1972
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Mr. Practical Pig is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Practical Pig Hall, speeding through the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the future!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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