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The Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride attraction, cheaply swashbuckling in the morning candlelight
Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride
April 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Practical Pig was said to be the worst pilot in a theater. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Practical Pig Hall, starting riots in the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the frontier!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to queue up for this attraction half a half hour after its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains holographic images.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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