Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An antebellum view of Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride when it's covered in bears
Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride
December 14, 1973
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Mr. Practical Pig is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are him, shattering Practical Pig Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, polluting the air, and even finding your way to an estate!
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Yawning may occur.
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