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Above: The Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride attraction, roundly considered to be the best savage attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Practical Pig's Rash Ride
February 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Practical Pig is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Practical Pig Hall, starting riots in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a mountain!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider dazzling this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts, androgynous clothing, or knee or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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