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The Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Rice attraction, wildly considered to be the premier glorious attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Rice
July 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in the sea. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Pollyanna Hall, speeding through the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Italy!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to diagnose something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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