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Above: The Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Rice attraction during construction
Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Rice
August 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At least ten happy faces
Mr. Pollyanna is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Kentucky. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, fracturing Pollyanna Hall, waking the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as your tub to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 47" tall and 32 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and balloons (in that order) away from the other guests at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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