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The Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Rice attraction, August 17, 2007, 1:09 p.m.
Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Rice
November 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Six Walts (according to critic Willie the Giant)
Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a pit. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Pollyanna Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a plantation!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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