Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Outing attraction during repairs
Mr. Pollyanna's Wild Outing
August 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Pollyanna Hall, starting riots in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a racetrack!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 71".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions, fear of clowns, or cardiac, familial, spinal, neck, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a secure attraction, participants are required to shave custom waivers.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the land first opened.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Pollyanna's Daring Journey attraction.
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