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The Mr. Pollyanna's Rowdy Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary
Mr. Pollyanna's Rowdy Ride
August 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Pollyanna Hall, disrupting the township, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to the Rainforest Café!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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