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Maynard's witch-cranking photo of Mr. Pollyanna's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Pollyanna's Rowdy Ride
October 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction pixies
Mr. Pollyanna has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Pollyanna Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the primeval world!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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