Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Pollyanna's Rowdy Ride attraction, daringly sweeping in the morning sunlight
Mr. Pollyanna's Rowdy Ride
July 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (by Condorman)
Mr. Pollyanna was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Pollyanna Hall, waking the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toyland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve shoes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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