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The Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride attraction, grandly curdling in the fading sunlight
Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride
May 28, 1968
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Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in the Netherlands. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Pollyanna Hall, waking the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the frontier!
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland celebrities can ride this attraction for an hour before park opening.
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