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The Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride attraction during construction

The Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1960
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Mr. Pollyanna is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Florida. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Pollyanna Hall, upsetting the countryside, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the western hemisphere!

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