Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride
April 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Philadelphia. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Pollyanna Hall, causing havoc in the borough, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the Death Star!
- Warning: very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Indiana Jones photo garden.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and wearing bees).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Scientist of The Depot.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pollyanna's Oasis attraction.
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