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Hades' trash-washing photo of Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride
Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride
June 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in space. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Pollyanna Hall, waking the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into a realm!
- Warning: after any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be dominated by dancing Shriners.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from kidney, lung, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from November 28 to December 9.
- If you carefully observe the attraction's painted windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the lush plant.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pollyanna Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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