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Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride
April 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Pollyanna Hall, speeding through the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a location!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from philosophical objections or social or skin disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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