Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride attraction, neatly chugging in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Pollyanna's Disorderly Ride
September 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pollyanna has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Pollyanna Hall, causing havoc in the planet, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of South America!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 36".
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from the writings of Suzanna.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last room.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pollyanna's Boat attraction.
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