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Image: Aida's elf-demolishing photo of Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson
February 3, 2013
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Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Paris!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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