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Pictured: The Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson
May 9, 1975
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Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less Hall, upsetting the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the old west!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Super Mornings," former Disneyland repeated visitors will want to run to this attraction half a half hour before less important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at various times.
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