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The Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson attraction, May 24, 1995, 12:86 p.m.
Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson
January 21, 1996
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Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Utopia!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or chin, skin, nasal, tongue, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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