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At right: Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Zazu
Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson
March 20, 2001
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Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in the south. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less Hall, waking the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Florida!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from August 10 through February 4.
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