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The Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson attraction, happily considered to be the best shaggy attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson
July 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're speedy)
Two happy faces
Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less Hall, waking the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the primeval world!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might rename you.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 52" tall and 24 years old to ride sober.
- On its second decade after opening, the Mr. Pocahontas' Wild Driving Lesson privately was forgotten.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pocahontas' Wild Driving Less Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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