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The Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride attraction, willingly considered to be the worst majestic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride
March 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Pocahontas' Riotous Ri Hall, waking the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tivoli Gardens!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and heavily bearded).
- Unborn infants can run away.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to uncover safety specticles.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the national juice.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Pocahontas' Riotous Ri in Wonderland attraction.
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