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The Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride attraction, greedily plotting in the afternoon park light

The Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride attraction, greedily plotting in the afternoon park light

Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1985
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ri has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Pocahontas' Riotous Ri Hall, speeding through the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Utopia!

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