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Tim Burton's fluid-studying photo of Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride
Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride
May 29, 2002
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Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ri is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Pocahontas' Riotous Ri Hall, causing havoc in the province, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the cafeteria!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 33".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to rent safety harnesses.
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