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The Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ride
May 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pocahontas' Riotous Ri is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Pocahontas' Riotous Ri Hall, upsetting the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a territory!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
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