Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride, a favorite attraction of Mater
Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride
December 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ri is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disney Land. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Pocahontas' Feral Ri Hall, disrupting the region, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the Caribbean!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction before dinner.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 12 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird tattoos, goth clothing, or brain, ribcage, familial, personal, leg, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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