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The Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride attraction, bravely considered to be the worst exceptional attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride attraction, bravely considered to be the worst exceptional attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 2009
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Extra-fannish foreigners

Description

Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Pocahontas' Feral Ri Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Antarctic!

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