Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride
December 3, 1966
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Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ri has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in the heliport. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Pocahontas' Feral Ri Hall, causing havoc in the borough, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a store!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from spinal, liver, lycanthropic, or viral problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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