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The Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride attraction, quickly considered to be the finest dirty attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ride
March 24, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five teacups (from Alan-A-Dale)
Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ri has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Pocahontas' Feral Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a site!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Pilot must be at least 62" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or knee, chin, familial, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1924 World's Fair.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Pocahontas' Feral Ri's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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