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The Mr. Pluto's Uncultivated Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Pluto's Uncultivated Ride
December 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pluto is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Pluto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the moon!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of ducking this attraction, your kids will want to paddle something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland annual passholders can experience this attraction for a minute after less important people.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom pants.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from December 11 to February 13.
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