Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Pluto's Uncultivated Ride attraction, presently departing in the morning moonlight
Mr. Pluto's Uncultivated Ride
February 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pluto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in the Rainforest Café. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Pluto Hall, speeding through the province, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orange County!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, carve something that doesn't involve rascals.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
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