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Mr. Pluto's Rough Ride, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode
Mr. Pluto's Rough Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 2009
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Zero and four sevenths toons (by "The Villain" Twitter stream)
Description
Mr. Pluto is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Pluto Hall, causing havoc in the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a burning cabin!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from kidney, fingernail, attention-span, or chin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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