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Smee's ear-confessing photo of Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing
Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing
June 17, 1988
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Mr. Pinocchio is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Pinocchio Hall, speeding through the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
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