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The Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier Steamy attraction at Jonesland

Above: The Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier Steamy attraction at Jonesland

Mr. Pinocchio's Wild Outing

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1997
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Zero crystals (by "Black Pilot" editor)

Description

Mr. Pinocchio is famous as the worst speller in the Antarctic. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Pinocchio Hall, speeding through the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the horizon!

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