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Ward Kimball's hotrod-elevating photo of Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride
Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride
February 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pinocchio was said to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Pinocchio Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the countryside!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may explode.
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