Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride attraction, accurately shining in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride
December 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're tropical)
Mr. Pinocchio is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Pinocchio Hall, waking the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to the canyon!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the evening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of children or personal, bowel, nasal, ankle, spinal, or social disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- The reference to rafts is an inside joke.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Pinocchio Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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