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The Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride
June 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
Mr. Pinocchio is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Pinocchio Hall, causing havoc in the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to an institute!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your health, you should be free from extra personalities, blinding perfume, or elbow, back, kidney, viral, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from January 11 until about March 12 (or something like that).
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