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Ward Kimball's hotrod-elevating photo of Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride

Ward Kimball's hotrod-elevating photo of Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride

Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1984
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Four fairies

Description

Mr. Pinocchio was said to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Pinocchio Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the countryside!

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