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The Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride thrill ride during repairs

The Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride thrill ride during repairs

Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 3, 1959
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Designed by: Intellectually impaired women

Description

Mr. Pinocchio is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you play that you are him, breaking through Pinocchio Hall, speeding through the borough, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Africa!

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