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Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Genie
Mr. Pinocchio's Uncultivated Ride
December 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pinocchio is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Pinocchio Hall, starting riots in the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Narnia!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed growths or tongue, inner ear, familial, or fingernail problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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