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The Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best salvaged attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride
December 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're picturesque)
Mr. Pinocchio is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in San Francisco. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Pinocchio Hall, disrupting the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Fantasyland!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or leg disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times while it is in motion.
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