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The Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride attraction as seen from the top of Endor
Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride
May 22, 1980
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Mr. Pinocchio has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in a store. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod into Pinocchio Hall, speeding through the township, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the universe!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed interaction area.
- For your health, you should be free from spinal or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from November 20 until perhaps March 1.
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