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The Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride attraction during repairs

The Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride attraction during repairs

Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1972
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired men

Description

Mr. Pinocchio is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Pinocchio Hall, speeding through the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the south!

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