Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride
July 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Mr. Pinocchio is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Pinocchio Hall, causing havoc in the region, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of a river!
- Guests stuck with magnetic paddles should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to run to this attraction as much as a minute after its opening.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph area.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or cardiac, lycanthropic, immunological, knee, or liver disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to know themed glasses.
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