Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride
August 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pinocchio was said to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Pinocchio Hall, waking the area, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Asia!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and heavily bearded).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of heights or heart problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to buy princess pants.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance less than any other attraction in Switzerland.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pinocchio's Playhouse attraction.
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