Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride attraction, May 2, 1989, 9:13 a.m.
Mr. Pinocchio's Rough Ride
June 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pinocchio was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Pinocchio Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Phantom Manor!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to rent precision pants.
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