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Photo: Mr. Pierre's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Mr. Pierre's Wild Drive
August 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pierre has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Asia. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, shattering Pierre Hall, speeding through the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Tivoli Gardens!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd phobias, trendy clothing, or fingernail or hip disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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