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At right: Mr. Pierre's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Benji
Mr. Pierre's Wild Drive
October 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
Mr. Pierre has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Pierre Hall, upsetting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a realm!
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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