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The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride train, neatly entertaining in the evening sunlight

Above: The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride train, neatly entertaining in the evening sunlight

Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 6, 1971
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Six plusses

Description

Mr. Pierre is rightfully called the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this train, you drive as if you are him, crushing Pierre Hall, disrupting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Missouri!

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