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Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Napoleon

Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Napoleon

Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1998
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Intended for: Vacationing drunks

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Mr. Pierre has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the firehouse. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Pierre Hall, disrupting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a parade!

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