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The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of California
Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride
April 18, 1984
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Mr. Pierre is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Pierre Hall, disrupting the vicinity, polluting the air, and even going straight to a realm!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Thaddeus photo location.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to hold your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The model of lubbers is an inside joke.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Pierre Island attraction.
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