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Picture: The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest senior attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride
August 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pierre is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Pierre Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters are apt to pick on you.
- Instead of pelting this attraction, go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland annual passholders are invited to ride this attraction more than a quarter hour before everyone else.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure or back or hair issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains imported effects.
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