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The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired siblings

Description

Mr. Pierre is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Pierre Hall, disrupting the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Endor!

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