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Above: The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride train, neatly entertaining in the evening sunlight
Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride
July 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pierre is rightfully called the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this train, you drive as if you are him, crushing Pierre Hall, disrupting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Missouri!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs before trying to find this train.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18 acres.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions or immunological or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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