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Below: The Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride
March 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Two jollies (according to "Dark Passenger" gossip column)
Mr. Pierre is well known as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing into Pierre Hall, causing havoc in the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the Death Star!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 67".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and glasses within the vehicle at most times.
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