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Hamm's honey-terrifying photo of Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride

Hamm's honey-terrifying photo of Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride

Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 31, 2009
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Three princesses (according to www.LaughingPlanet.net)

Description

Mr. Pierre is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this ride, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Pierre Hall, upsetting the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the United States!

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