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Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Mr. Pierre's Frankly Rude Ride
January 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Pierre has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the firehouse. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Pierre Hall, disrupting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a parade!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before experiencing this attraction, assist something soothing.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from September 25 to April 20.
- This attraction originally cost less than $452 trillion to refurbish.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Pierre's House and Meet Pierre attraction.
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