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The Mr. Perri's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Perri's Wild Vacation
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're wacky)
Mr. Perri has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Hong Kong. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Perri Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Fantasyland!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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