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The Mr. Perri's Wild Vacation attraction, laterally winding in the shrouded park light
Mr. Perri's Wild Vacation
June 22, 1992
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Mr. Perri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Perri Hall, disrupting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to South America!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, ethical objections, unexplained extra limbs, novelty haircuts, or personal, familial, attention-span, spinal, wrist, or hip disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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