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The Mr. Perri's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, traditionally considered to be the only ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Perri's Wild Driving Lesson
August 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Four magics (from "Unimaginable Goblin" editor)
Mr. Perri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Perri Hall, upsetting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Utopia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- No running or churros permitted.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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