Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Perri's Disorderly Ride attraction, haughtily prancing in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Perri's Disorderly Ride
November 19, 1961
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Mr. Perri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Perri Hall, speeding through the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the facility!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will make silly comments to your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to try something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers away from the vehicle at all times unless you have a death wish.
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