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Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
April 16, 1960
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Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Paul Pressler Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Edison Square!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
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