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Above: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its little anniversary
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
March 1, 1956
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Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Camelot. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a railway station!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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