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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, December 26, 1963, 10:45 p.m.
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
July 19, 2004
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Mr. Paul Pressler was said to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Paul Pressler Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and opinions away from the cast members at various times.
- The glow of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme can be viewed from as far away as Chick-a-Pin Hill.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Paul Pressler's Treehouse attraction.
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