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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1971
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Four jollies

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Paul Pressler Hall, starting riots in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Magic Kingdom!

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