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An operational view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme when it's not hidden in tarps
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
March 16, 1982
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Mr. Paul Pressler is rightfully called the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Edison Square!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this adventure by yourself because it's required by law.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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