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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme dark ride during refurbishment
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
December 10, 1986
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Mr. Paul Pressler has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the south!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this dark ride.
- Guests may get very tired on this dark ride.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
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