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An operational view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme when it's not hidden in tarps

An operational view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme when it's not hidden in tarps

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 16, 1982
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Intended for: Money-grubbing physicians

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is rightfully called the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Edison Square!

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