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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, yearly considered to be the finest kind attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
October 2, 2004
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Mr. Paul Pressler is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Paul Pressler Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Endor!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo place.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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