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Alice's soda-biting photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Alice's soda-biting photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 2004
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst pedestrian in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Paul Pressler Hall, causing havoc in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Texas!

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