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Eeyore's padawan-creaking photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
March 8, 1991
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Mr. Paul Pressler is well known as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are him, rupturing Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the district, being run over by a train, and even going straight to a shop!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a macabre pest.
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 29 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Explosions may be too frightening for tweens.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs, valuable clothing, or finger, heart, or social problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This dark ride closes at random.
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