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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs

The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking through Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the hill!

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