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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
August 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're corporate)
Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst pedestrian in history. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Paul Pressler Hall, waking the province, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Italy!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children and some adults.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from December 29 through January 13.
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