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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, February 22, 1973, 11:92 a.m.
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
May 27, 1982
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Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the countryside, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a plantation!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may point at you.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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