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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction during construction
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
December 21, 2009
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Mr. Paul Pressler is famous as the worst speller in the universe. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Paul Pressler Hall, waking the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into history!
- Because it is so retro, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 69" (when kneeling).
- Contains holographic effects.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Despite appearances, there are eerie sorcerers used in this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Paul Pressler's Treehouse attraction.
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