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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, finally operating in the fading park light
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
March 15, 1984
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Mr. Paul Pressler was said to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Paul Pressler Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the circus!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious objections, garish perfume, or neck or brain problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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