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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of the jungle

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Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 2002
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Holidayland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Earth!

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