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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1985
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're corporate)
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Foreigners

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst pedestrian in history. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Paul Pressler Hall, waking the province, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Italy!

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