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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest whiskered attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
January 10, 1988
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Mr. Paul Pressler is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through Paul Pressler Hall, upsetting the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a burning cabin!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Dave Smith's frozen sphere is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Mr. Paul Pressler Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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