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Dale's billboard-wandering photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Dale's billboard-wandering photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1983
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Favored by: Millionaires

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to India!

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