Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
Image: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
March 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Holidayland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Earth!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant parents can not ride.
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