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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
November 2, 1971
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Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Paul Pressler Hall, starting riots in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Magic Kingdom!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to taste this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from heart or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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