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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
August 27, 1973
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Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking through Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the hill!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable growths, or bowel, leg, tongue, inner ear, or lycanthropic issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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