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Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn

Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1960
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six pirates

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Paul Pressler Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Edison Square!

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