Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, June 14, 1992, 2:55 a.m.
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
July 20, 2001
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Mr. Paul Pressler is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Paul Pressler Hall, speeding through the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a showcase!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- After drowning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or familial, social, blood, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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