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Above: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, terminally considered to be the worst green attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
August 9, 1976
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Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Paul Pressler Hall, upsetting the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a hideaway!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters are apt to point at you.
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