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Alice's soda-biting photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
May 6, 2004
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Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst pedestrian in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Paul Pressler Hall, causing havoc in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Texas!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to pick on toilets.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from last week until something like December 13.
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