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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme attraction, longingly cranking in the fading candlelight
Mr. Paul Pressler's Wild Rhyme
May 30, 2014
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Mr. Paul Pressler is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Paul Pressler Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- Pregnant cowboys can use the restroom first.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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