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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
February 5, 2014
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Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Paul Pressler Hall, waking the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Epcot!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
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