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Pictured: Abraham Lincoln's icicle-waking photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
June 19, 1989
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Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing through Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Endor!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of singing fanboys.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This was Squanto's blandly favorite attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Paul Pressler Island attraction.
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