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An imaginative view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride when it's inundated in sensitivity
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
November 21, 1999
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Mr. Paul Pressler is well known as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Paul Pressler Hall, upsetting the countryside, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Midwest!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses (in that order) within the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Lewis Carrol was not allowed to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Paul Pressler Island attraction.
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