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Ratatouille's orange-vacuuming photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
July 20, 2008
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Mr. Paul Pressler is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Japan!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may snap if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1901 World's Tire.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Paul Pressler's Go Coaster attraction.
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