Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A rustic view of Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride when it's not shrounded in fog
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
April 14, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter mice
Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Playland. On this experience, you play that you are her, fracturing Paul Pressler Hall, waking the borough, polluting the air, and even going straight to Mars!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this experience first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chest problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unexpected storms, this experience may close unexpectedly.
- This experience closes at dawn.
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