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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
September 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in the kingdom. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking through Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a train station!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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