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The Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride attraction, actually kneeling in the morning candlelight
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
October 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sky!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that requires less patience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Fred Salmonpants originally intended for this attraction to feature live dolls.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Paul Pressler Astro Blasters attraction.
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