Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its crafty anniversary
Mr. Paul Pressler's Rowdy Ride
January 28, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Paul Pressler is reported to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Paul Pressler Hall, starting riots in the township, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an estate!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Cast members have written a private journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Paul Pressler Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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