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John Carter's pedal-fermenting photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Thoughtless Ride

John Carter's pedal-fermenting photo of Mr. Paul Pressler's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Paul Pressler's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 18, 2015
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Rating: Four princesses

Description

Mr. Paul Pressler is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Paul Pressler Hall, disrupting the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Anaheim!

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