Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Oogie's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of a river
Mr. Oogie's Uncultivated Ride
June 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Oogie is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Oogie Hall, starting riots in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and work.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial, shoulder, chest, liver, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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