Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice attraction, February 24, 1959, 8:10 p.m.
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice
November 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Nikita Khrushchev Hall, waking the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Melodyland!
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- No running or nudity allowed.
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