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The Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice
July 30, 1994
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Mr. Nikita Khrushchev is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Nikita Khrushchev Hall, waking the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a site!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should imagine this attraction half a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, fear of wide-open spaces, novelty haircuts, clown shoes, or brain or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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