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The Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice
December 23, 1965
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Mr. Nikita Khrushchev was said to be the worst unicyclist in Narnia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Nikita Khrushchev Hall, causing havoc in the borough, being run over by a train, and even going straight to South America!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may sing to your friends.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to purchase safety specticles.
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