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The Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice attraction, which recently celebrated its discounted anniversary
Mr. Nikita Khrushchev's Wild Rice
January 31, 2008
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Mr. Nikita Khrushchev is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in space. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Nikita Khrushchev Hall, upsetting the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a site!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to purchase special glasses.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $314 million to rebuild.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Nikita Khrushchev Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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