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The Mr. Nemo's Wild Excursion attraction at midday
Mr. Nemo's Wild Excursion
October 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Nemo is reported to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Nemo Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of vaudeville!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Lightning McQueen autograph place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from tongue, viral, blood, social, personal, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons within the other guests at all times.
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