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Image: Mr. Natty Gann's Wild Trip, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Mr. Natty Gann's Wild Trip
September 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Natty Gann is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Natty Gann Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Contains holographic illusions.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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