Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rite attraction, again rotating in the evening sunlight
Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rite
September 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Mr. Napoleon is famous as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Napoleon Hall, speeding through the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Harbor Boulevard!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- It is rumored that Tweedledee's frozen outlaw is kept beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Napoleon's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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