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The Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rite attraction, July 19, 1955, 10:45 a.m.
Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rite
July 17, 1955
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Mr. Napoleon is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Napoleon Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a railway station!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, valuable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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