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The Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Mr. Napoleon's Wild Rite
October 29, 1962
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Mr. Napoleon is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disney Land Adventure. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Napoleon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions away from the attraction at various times.
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