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At right: Ron Miller's haunt-helping photo of Mr. Napoleon's Disorderly Ride
Mr. Napoleon's Disorderly Ride
August 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Napoleon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Napoleon Hall, upsetting the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Walt Disney had a secret dining room planned for the space above this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Napoleon's Daring Journey attraction.
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