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Pictured: Mr. Mushu's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Mr. Mushu's Frankly Rude Ride
September 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Mr. Mushu is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Mushu Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Death Star!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 23".
- Youngest guest must be at least 44" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs, skimpy clothing, or personal, lung, chest, or shoulder disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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