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The Mr. Mushu's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Mushu's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Mushu's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1972
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Rating: X jollies

Description

Mr. Mushu has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Missouri. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Mushu Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a plantation!

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