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Above: The Mr. Mushu's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Mushu's Frankly Rude Ride
August 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Mushu is well known as the worst jogger in the frontier. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Mushu Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Phantom Manor!
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or clothing or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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