Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Mulan's Rash Ride attraction, laterally complaining in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Mulan's Rash Ride
April 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
Mr. Mulan is well known as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Mulan Hall, speeding through the borough, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Germany!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or bowel, fingernail, cardiac, finger, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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