Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Mulan's Rash Ride attraction, accurately failing in the fading sunlight
Mr. Mulan's Rash Ride
January 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
567 Disney units
Mr. Mulan is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in the south. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing into Mulan Hall, waking the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Spain!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive drooling, water-soluable clothing, or familial problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from August 23 to February 4.
- This is the only attraction in this land near which a reference to Art Linkletter can be found.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Mulan attraction.
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