Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Monstro's Rowdy Ride attraction, September 2, 1988, 3:30 a.m.
Mr. Monstro's Rowdy Ride
September 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monstro has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in the Nile. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Monstro Hall, disrupting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Walt Disney World!
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to claim something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with small children or Wendy Darling fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28 ohms (or 14 ohms and standing on a horse).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest, cardiac, clothing, knee, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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