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The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree attraction, fabulously groaning in the fading sunlight
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree
October 2, 1984
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Mr. Monsanto is well known as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Monsanto Hall, speeding through the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a racetrack!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from knee, ribcage, bowel, tongue, inner ear, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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