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Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree attraction, nostalgically falling in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree
November 7, 1965
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Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Eden!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a crazy pear.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- Maximum height 49".
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from December 7 until about July 25.
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