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Photo: The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree attraction, fabulously prancing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree
December 20, 1961
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Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Monsanto Hall, speeding through the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the forest!
- If you are nauseated by rafts, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with Wernher von Braun fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Steve Jobs interaction place.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or back, nasal, ribcage, neck, blood, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Car of A Site.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Monsanto Castle attraction.
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