Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree attraction, October 21, 1961, 3:16 a.m.
Mr. Monsanto's Wild Spree
June 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in the forest. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Monsanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Philadelphia!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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