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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest remote attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest remote attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1964
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Recommended for: Family reunions

Description

Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, shattering Monsanto Hall, upsetting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the wilderness!

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