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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a settlement

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a settlement

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1985
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes

Description

Mr. Monsanto is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Utah!

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