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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, February 18, 2012, 6:93 a.m.

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, February 18, 2012, 6:93 a.m.

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1958
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Not popular with: Fanboys

Description

Mr. Monsanto has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Monsanto Hall, disrupting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the south!

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