Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Monsanto Hall, waking the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Paris!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction and sing along.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent Merlin Jones photo location.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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