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Paul Pressler's instrument-harassing photo of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Below: Paul Pressler's instrument-harassing photo of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1956
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Two rainbows

Description

Mr. Monsanto has a reputation as the worst courier in Paris. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Monsanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toyland!

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