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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, unimaginably chugging in the evening sunlight

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, unimaginably chugging in the evening sunlight

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1963
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Monsanto Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mississippi!

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