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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is well known as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Utah!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will have a tendency to thank your party.
- Minimum height 39".
- During fair hail, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to wear precision harnesses.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Dole's frozen icicle is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Monsanto Training Academy attraction.
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