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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 8, 1987
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Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the jungle!
- If traveling with ideal children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
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