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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, eerily considered to be the best secret attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, eerily considered to be the best secret attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 2011
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 254 steps
Enjoyed by: Conjoined girls

Description

Mr. Monsanto was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Endor. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Monsanto Hall, speeding through the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!

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