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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, happily worrying in the fading sunlight

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, happily worrying in the fading sunlight

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1968
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Targeted at: Girls

Description

Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, shattering Monsanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the kingdom!

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