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A public view of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in fog
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in the deep. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Monsanto Hall, speeding through the borough, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into New Orleans!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unexplained allergies, goth clothing, or stomach, neck, romantic, heart, inner ear, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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