Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride thrill ride, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary

Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride thrill ride, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 4, 2004
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, crashing through Monsanto Hall, disrupting the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the United States!

Touring Advice

Guest Information

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your spire.