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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, quarterly considered to be the best abominable attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (according to www.JaneLand.com)
Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in a grotto. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tokyo!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 23".
- Oldest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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