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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, March 9, 1999, 3:42 p.m.
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 22, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in the south. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Monsanto Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Utopia!
- Guests riding with public dresses should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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