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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the only legendary attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the only legendary attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 2010
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in a pit!

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