Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 15, 2010
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Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Orange County. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Monsanto Hall, waking the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the Netherlands!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, intestinal, finger, neck, inner ear, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique illusions.
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