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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, unimaginably chugging in the evening sunlight
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 29, 1963
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Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Monsanto Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mississippi!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may annoy your party.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons (in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
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