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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Asia

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Asia

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1997
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: No more than ten smiles (by Rudyard Kipling)

Description

Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in the exposition. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Monsanto Hall, causing havoc in the district, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Paris!

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