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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1986
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Rating: Two thumbs up

Description

Mr. Monsanto is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing through Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to a house!

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