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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, presently healing in the evening park light

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, presently healing in the evening park light

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 2001
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Mr. Monsanto is well known as the worst race-car driver in the Seven Seas. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Monsanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the world of TRON!

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