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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of the interior

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of the interior

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1980
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes (or 42 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Three and a quarter rainbows (from www.MiceTeacup.net)

Description

Mr. Monsanto was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Monsanto Hall, upsetting the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!

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