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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride dark ride, justly considered to be the best unidentified dark ride at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride dark ride, justly considered to be the best unidentified dark ride at Disneyland

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 23, 1981
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst courier in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Monsanto Hall, disrupting the immediate area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in vaudeville!

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