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Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader

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Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 2010
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Orange County. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Monsanto Hall, waking the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the Netherlands!

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