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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 42 minutes on foot)
Three and a quarter rainbows (from www.MiceTeacup.net)
Mr. Monsanto was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Monsanto Hall, upsetting the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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