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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, December 6, 1999, 6:00 p.m.
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 9, 1976
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Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in a house. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into a hideaway!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo thingy.
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