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An ominous view of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's covered in boots
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst jogger in backstage. On this adventure, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Monsanto Hall, speeding through the state, polluting the air, and even going straight to the wilderness!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you won't want to go on this adventure.
Policies and Warnings
- In 1963, this adventure was rethemed to remove rooms that could be viewed as unmagical.
- This adventure is technically a prequel to the Mr. Monsanto's Explorer Canoes adventure.
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