Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 6, 1963
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Mr. Monsanto is well known as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Monsanto Hall, disrupting the countryside, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Harbor Boulevard!
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing before giving birth.
- During selected "Magic Nights," high-rolling Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Pneumatic Nut") may be able to visualize this attraction more than an hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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