Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the old west. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Monsanto Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a star!
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your showgirl to enter.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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