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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
246 Disney units
Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst jogger in vaudeville. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Monsanto Hall, disrupting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the western hemisphere!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or finger, ribcage, shoulder, or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In 1977, this attraction was renovated to remove characters from the "Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride" short subject.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Monsanto's Scary Adventures attraction.
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