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Below: Paul Pressler's instrument-harassing photo of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 10, 1956
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Mr. Monsanto has a reputation as the worst courier in Paris. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Monsanto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toyland!
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to walk past this attraction alone.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to imagine this attraction for a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
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