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An enchanted view of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's shrounded in children

An enchanted view of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's shrounded in children

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1991
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Monsanto Hall, causing havoc in the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the exposition!

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