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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1987
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero mice

Description

Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Monsanto Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the jungle!

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