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Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Bobby

Above: Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Bobby

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1988
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Mr. Monsanto is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the old west. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Monsanto Hall, upsetting the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a star!

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