Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride thrill ride, which recently celebrated its smaller anniversary
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 4, 2004
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Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, crashing through Monsanto Hall, disrupting the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the United States!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or neck, heart, leg, ankle, familial, or tongue issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The letters in "Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride" can be scrambled to spell ".u'sp Tecsomne Dlotitiein Ulsamrrloo My."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
- This thrill ride is technically a prequel to the Monsanto's Go Coaster thrill ride.
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