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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, March 9, 1999, 3:42 p.m.

The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, March 9, 1999, 3:42 p.m.

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1996
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Mr. Monsanto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in the south. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Monsanto Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Utopia!

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