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Above: The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride dark ride, justly considered to be the best unidentified dark ride at Disneyland
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto is rightfully called the worst courier in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Monsanto Hall, disrupting the immediate area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in vaudeville!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 34 kilotons (or 17 kilotons and tipping generously).
- Youngest guest must be at least 39" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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