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Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Hades

At right: Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Hades

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 2013
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Extra-fannish millionaires

Description

Mr. Monsanto has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, shattering Monsanto Hall, waking the province, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Burbank!

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