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At right: Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Hades
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Monsanto has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, shattering Monsanto Hall, waking the province, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Burbank!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 6 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sea sickness, water-soluable clothing, or romantic, bowel, or attention-span problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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