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John Carter's elk-fermenting photo of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Above: John Carter's elk-fermenting photo of Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 14, 1998
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you play that you are her, smashing into Monsanto Hall, causing havoc in the district, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sky!

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