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The Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary
Mr. Monsanto's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 9, 1982
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Mr. Monsanto is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in a racetrack. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking into Monsanto Hall, causing havoc in the region, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Matecumbe!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or social, personal, or back complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding characters that may be mildly disappointing.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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