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Pictured: The Mr. Miley Cyrus' Unplanned Ride attraction, December 27, 1985, 12:13 a.m.
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Unplanned Ride
June 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Unplanned Ri is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Miley Cyrus' Unplanned Ri Hall, starting riots in the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the resort!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or leg, ribcage, heart, ankle, chin, or kidney complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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