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Scar's cowboy-depressing photo of Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
October 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction mice
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri was said to be the worst bicyclist in the world. On this ride, you act as if you are him, breaking into Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, causing havoc in the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the firehouse!
- Warning: during spring break, this ride will be dominated by signs.
- Before enjoying this ride, look for something more thrilling.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This ride closes at dawn.
- Walt Disney was on hand to ride this ride on its opening day.
- This ride is thematically related to the Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri's Explorer Canoes ride.
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