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Above: The Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, actually nodding in the fading sunlight
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
August 31, 1974
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Traditionally recommended for:
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, upsetting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in France!
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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