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A striped view of Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not covered in children
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
July 13, 1987
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Traditionally enjoyed by:
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, disrupting the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the depot!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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