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A magical view of Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not covered in darkness
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
April 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this ride, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, causing havoc in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a showcase!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this ride last thing after brunch.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or hair, inner ear, knee, intestinal, back, or ankle complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This ride closes at park closing.
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