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Photo: The Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
December 11, 1994
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Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, waking the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Spain!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to participate.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
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