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Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
May 20, 1969
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Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, speeding through the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of a territory!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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