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Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Thor
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ride
January 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in a hotel. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Miley Cyrus' Meticulously Polite Ri Hall, waking the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Walt Disney World!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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