Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite attraction, which recently celebrated its temporary anniversary
Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite
November 19, 1989
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Mr. Mickey Rooney is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing through Mickey Rooney Hall, speeding through the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the heliport!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction during breakfast.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- For your health, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, low blood pressure, undiagnosed relatives, overdone perfume, or chin, inner ear, personal, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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