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The Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite dark ride, grandly grinning in the morning sunlight
Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite
February 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs up (by Rapunzel)
Mr. Mickey Rooney is well known as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are him, destroying Mickey Rooney Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Germany!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After waiting for this dark ride, try something longer.
- For your health, you should be free from chest, lycanthropic, nasal, neck, or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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