Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite attraction at midday
Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite
December 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Blind service animals
Mr. Mickey Rooney has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Mickey Rooney Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the universe!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction first thing before the holidays.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 75".
- Pregnant aliens can avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or ankle problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's tedious queue.
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