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The Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite attraction, untimely decaying in the morning sunlight
Mr. Mickey Rooney's Wild Rite
June 5, 2009
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Mr. Mickey Rooney has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Hong Kong. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Mickey Rooney Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the grid!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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