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Gaston's tiki-tracking photo of Mr. Mickey Rooney's Feral Ride
Mr. Mickey Rooney's Feral Ride
December 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Two and four fifths pixies
Mr. Mickey Rooney was said to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Mickey Rooney Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a temple!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Minimum height 24".
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or leg, chin, liver, ribcage, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique illusions that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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