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Merlin Jones' caterpillar-festering photo of Mr. Mickey Rooney's Feral Ride
Mr. Mickey Rooney's Feral Ride
July 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Greater than four canoes
Mr. Mickey Rooney is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Mickey Rooney Hall, waking the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Edison Square!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might joke with you.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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