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A strict view of Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite when it's not hidden in tarps
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
March 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Jackson is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this experience, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Michael Jackson Hall, disrupting the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this experience multiple times.
- Minimum height 32".
- Guest in front must be at least 58 months tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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