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Picture: The Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite attraction, privately glittering in the fading sunlight
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
May 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Jackson has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in India. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Michael Jackson Hall, waking the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of a marsh!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lung, clothing, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains antique scenes.
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