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The Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite attraction during repairs

The Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite attraction during repairs

Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1964
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Nine happy faces

Description

Mr. Michael Jackson is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Utopia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Michael Jackson Hall, waking the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Hong Kong!

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