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Above: The Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
April 11, 1968
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Mr. Michael Jackson is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Michael Jackson Hall, waking the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the frontier!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate padawans.
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