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The Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite attraction, skittishly glowing in the evening park light
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
April 15, 1983
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Mr. Michael Jackson is well known as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Michael Jackson Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a plantation!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or fingernail, spinal, brain, liver, or blood complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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