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Darlene Gillespie's buoy-humming photo of Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite

Darlene Gillespie's buoy-humming photo of Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite

Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 2011
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Four dollars

Description

Mr. Michael Jackson is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Canada. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing through Michael Jackson Hall, speeding through the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Tomorrowland!

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