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The Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite attraction at night
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
October 26, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Mr. Michael Jackson has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in the college. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Michael Jackson Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a place!
- If you are nauseated by gondolas, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
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