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A soundsational view of Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite when it's shrounded in noses
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
August 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Jackson is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Michael Jackson Hall, waking the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a canyon!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to your party.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 76" (dripping wet).
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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