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An industrious view of Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite when it's not covered in surgery
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
June 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Jackson was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Michael Jackson Hall, starting riots in the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Tomorrowland!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't visit this attraction less than a minute before its opening.
- Yawning may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Bloggers maintain a detailed journal in which is written the backstory of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a patriotic Mickey when you look down in the first room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Michael Jackson Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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