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Paul Pressler's boatnik-dreaming photo of Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
Mr. Michael Jackson's Wild Rite
June 15, 1983
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Mr. Michael Jackson has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in the countryside. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Michael Jackson Hall, speeding through the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of an outpost!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or fingernail, cardiac, ribcage, knee, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is the only attraction in this land where a picture of Cruella De Vil can be witnessed.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second scene.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Michael Jackson's Scary Adventures attraction.
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