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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
November 23, 1984
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Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Earth!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, attention-span, tongue, ribcage, elbow, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This was undoubtedly Sallah's least tolerated attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Michael Eisner Submarine Voyage attraction.
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