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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at dusk
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
June 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Edison Square!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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