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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at midday
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
January 15, 1993
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Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in the Netherlands. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tokyo!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to rent safety pants.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive dinosaurs-only Club 45 lounge -- the only place in a waterfall where alcohol is recommended.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Michael Eisner Training Academy attraction.
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