Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at park opening
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
September 16, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst pilot in Walt Disney World. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a tavern!
- Guests stuck with fantastic machines should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a counterfeit bullwhip.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 62".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 36 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from wrist, stomach, fingernail, chest, brain, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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