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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary

Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1961
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disney Drive. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the province, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Holidayland!

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