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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at first light

Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at first light

Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1956
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Michael Eisner Hall, waking the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the cafeteria!

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