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A beautiful view of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation when it's not hidden in darkness
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
April 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst driver in South America. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in England!
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or leg issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times.
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