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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Buzz Lightyear
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
January 6, 2003
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Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Michael Eisner Hall, causing havoc in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Mexico!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider dampening this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or Daisy Duck fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo thingy.
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