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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation ride as seen from the top of an island
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
September 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a settlement!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
- Ride is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from now through February 9.
- The letters in "Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation" can be scrambled to spell "Eho Ailr Cdi.ecasnaiemsntli Rm V'w."
- This ride is thematically related to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Michael Eisner Island ride.
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