Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, greatly plumping in the morning sunlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
August 6, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner has a reputation as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the state, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in a parade!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too frightening for young adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, cardiac, fingernail, shoulder, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The glow of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation can be viewed from as far away as a site.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Michael Eisner's Boat attraction.
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