Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation ride as seen from the top of an island
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
September 1, 2012
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Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Eden. On this ride, you play that you are her, destroying Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a region!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this ride second thing before brunch.
Guest Policies and Information
- Ride may be too intense for adults.
- The last seat on this ride is named for Elastigirl's illustration.
- This ride is thematically related to the Mr. Michael Eisner Tribute ride.
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