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Image: Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation, a favorite train of Frank
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
March 5, 2004
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Mr. Michael Eisner is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Mexico. On this train, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Utopia!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider enlisting this train.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- This train closes at sundown.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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