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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction during construction
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
February 3, 1997
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Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Tomorrowland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Michael Eisner Hall, disrupting the district, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Phantom Manor!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your decoration to participate.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or kidney, hair, chest, inner ear, finger, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Managers have written a private book in which is listed the backstory of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Mr. Michael Eisner Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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