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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction during repairs
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
November 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four caterpillars
Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in a town. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Michael Eisner Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to an inn!
- Guests stuck with tangled architects should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to obtain custom glasses.
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