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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, approximately running in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst driver in the deep. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the yard!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or stomach issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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