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Kurt Russell's teacher-yelling photo of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
September 20, 1964
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Mr. Michael Eisner has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Michael Eisner Hall, waking the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a pit!
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you won't want to beat this attraction just before leaving.
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