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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, always dissolving in the fading sunlight
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
April 13, 1980
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Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of an estate!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained missing kidneys, or brain, shoulder, hip, or viral issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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