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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at dusk
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
March 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is reported to be the worst pilot in the frontier. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing into Michael Eisner Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the heliport!
- Warning: very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $295 to refurbish.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Michael Eisner's Daring Journey attraction.
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