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The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction, July 13, 1984, 7:70 a.m.
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
May 13, 1989
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Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the frontier!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or neck, lung, attention-span, or hip issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation alternative experience.
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