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Above: The Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation attraction at first light
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
September 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Michael Eisner Hall, waking the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the cafeteria!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to pilfer your party.
- Minimum height 20 hogsheads.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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