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A foolish view of Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation when it's not covered in toboggans
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
April 5, 1985
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Mr. Michael Eisner is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Oz!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from back, kidney, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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