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Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Mr. Michael Eisner's Wild Vacation
June 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Michael Eisner is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Playland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Michael Eisner Hall, upsetting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Endor!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or liver, fingernail, shoulder, immunological, viral, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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